There’s an art to internet arguing, and it’s not as sporadic as one may think. To help you argue effectively on the internet, the “queen of shitty robots” and maker of the world’s most practical devices, Simone Giertz, has developed a robotic platform to write up the most cunning comments fit for the internet.
To demonstrate, the robot simply slaps its head onto the keyboard to begin spitting out witty comments. Rebuttals like “cbhlojucffglhdx” and “cdghjiklpjcxdsjklkjhnbv b nlkjucjm” are sure to leave your inner keyboard warrior victorious in its chivalrous quest for comment section superiority.
Disclaimer: A human head was used to simulate the robot’s comments.